metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die

sofalcondone:

send me pics of you in your favorite undies thanks


6 hours ago // 4 notes

the-onion-slut:

I used to be a straight A student

Now I’m not even straight

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7 hours ago // 208,668 notes

abomasnow:

magnezone:

abomasnow:

cadbury creme eggs are disgusting and the worst

delete your blog, probably? 

nah. have fun eating your lukewarm cum encased in a chocolate shell

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7 hours ago // 547 notes
chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!
splantamello:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

mellodown:

savannahplaystuba:

splantamello:

Selfie Olympics 2014 Band Edition

are you fucking kidding me

At first I didn’t see the belt and I thought he was holding the mello up with his dick

noW THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LEGENDARY

well I mean he does have a horse dick

You all suck.
gigi25123:

Awk selfie for steeple chaseee💜💜
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waistbandboy:

When you match your t-shirt to your underwear :)